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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 08:36
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
When Kundalini is awakened accidentally, what can be done?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What’s one positive trait you’ve gained because of BPD?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
How can couples reverse the buildup of resentment once they notice it?
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
As a guy, how do you know you if you are considered attractive?
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...